“Because I’m lonely and pathetic….”
mirroredimagination:
hiveofscumandvillainy:
bo-sheezy:
(Which I’ve decided is my new favourite way of introducing any story, that involves an iota of my life)
I just remembered the last time I went to Phoebes I introduced ‘Guess Where I’m Scratching’ and people wanted to play and Kate punched Bill in the face and but I don’t know why. As far as I remember it was because they could.
And in the morning I woke up to an old man and an old oriental women just smiling and looming over us all sleeping because they’re were having a tour of the house. I think they were Pheebz’ nans guests, but why?
And why the members of that night haven’t all got shitfaced together this summer I dun kna.
I don’t remember any of this! And I don’t think my Grandma knows any oriental people!! Where was I?!!
oh my god! aha i don’t remember the scratching game or punching Bill in the face. THIS IS HILARIOUS.
let’s all get drunk again soon, yes?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS